A Whine Free Zone.

Mom: (After beating her head against a wall.) "MI-chael. Are YOU whining?"

Michael: "Yes, mom." (Seriously...he's says that!)

If you were to spend an evening at our house, like say...as a fly on the wall, this is what you'd hear ***every five minutes*** or so.

Folks, I'm afraid he's trying to master the art of whining. And, it's driving me Ca-RAAAAZY!

I'm calling him on it, as much as I can. And, the best part is, he KNOWS he's doing it.

He's too smart for his own good, sometimes....